life hack: don’t join tumblr
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore
Lol are you trying to tell me that when you high five people you don’t go for the hand that’s diagonally opposite to yours????????
Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
when u hurt ur boob
It'll be our little secret