Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
yeah wtf sherlock isn’t just about psychology…
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
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i love waking up to your messages <3
huh, hellacatholic seems like a nice guy
why is this person still on tumblr
she needs to be punched in the face
excuse u i was so nice to meg, i called her pretty the least she could do is promo me smh
Is this real life?
this has gone too far
NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1
world’s okayest friend
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
with great power comes a great electricity bill
why dont monkey and donkey rhyme
Women belong in the kitchen
Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The food is in the kitchen
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
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